- Suicide woman banned from bridges
- ?10K trial clears ?1 lager theft (with the cyclist that smokes fags and drinks beer)
- Mexican Simpsons Voices go on strike
- Saturday Night dance floor up for sale
as an aside it was also national doodle day yesterday, so was I meant to stay in work all day, but doodle for most of the time ?
(*other news web sites will silly stories are available)