America doesn’t exist

sometimes, you hear about things from the US and you think it’s can’t be a real place. such as this children’s book

Help! Mom! There are liberals under my bed

Book Description
Liberals under my bedThis full-color illustrated book is a fun way for parents to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism. Written in simple text, readers can follow along with Tommy and Lou as they open a lemonade stand to earn money for a swing set. But when liberals start demanding that Tommy and Lou pay half their money in taxes, take down their picture of Jesus, and serve broccoli with every glass of lemonade, the young brothers experience the downside to living in Liberaland.

Thinking about it, i have no evidence that America does exist, Ruth has been, but she could be involved in the conspiracy, America could be part of a lefty BBC conspiracy, America is just a cardboard set at pinewood.

3 thoughts on “America doesn’t exist

  1. Where are we then? I thought we were in Alaska, one of the US states but I can now see that we, too, must have been hoodwinked by the great conspiracy! If you think that book is bad, wait until you see the Christian one that we’ve bought for Daisy!
    Whilst the decorating bug has got you, and you’ve got a key, perhaps now is a good time to point out that our bathroom ceiling needs doing?
    love Chris & gang

  2. Chris,
    how do you know you are in America? you could just be in a remote bit of Scotland with some actors and a few animatronic bears. (ok I may be taking this a bit far)

    It’s not so much that the decorating bug has got me; more like it passed me by and I got caught in it’s draft. I think it wouldn’t go down to well if I was to do your bathroom ceiling while ours is in such a state.

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