Negative? What do you mean, negative?

So, did the test, and got a big fat minus where I was entirely expecting a plus. A bit confused, actually. I was convinced I was pregnant. I FEEL pregnant, in an odd sort of way. At the moment, I’m kind of sitting here not really believing it, and sighing over the necessity of doing another in a few days.

Still, in a moment of oddity, I actually bought a two-pack of pregnancy tests, so that’s no particular hardship in itself. I really could have sworn… Actually, I could still swear that I am. Odd.