As a service to people who stumble…

onto our web site from the most bizarre of places:

  1. A New slate roof on a terrace house in Liverpool costs : ?4079 and we had a nice roofer.
  2. No you shouldn’t go into work tonight
  3. how do i block up a fireplace ? – definitely not like me, it was a complete mess
  4. we’ve got a “pram with a flip over handle” and it’s a nightmare to steer.
  5. and “should i pay my fine for forgetting to declare SORN?” yes don’t be silly, we paid the fine because the DVLA can’t type properly.
  6. and yes you are not the only person to sing “lock the task-bar” to the tune of rock the casbah