It’s impossible the convey the intonation of this one, which is a shame, because it was the intonation that made me crack up laughing, but:
I think we should go to the circus, Mummy, ‘coz the circus looks so great and juggley, and I would really laugh, at the circus!
Except the emphasis was more of a wistful drawl than anything else. It made me laugh, anyway.
but clowns are horrid…should we tell her?
She may not have the Allergic to Clowns gene – I don’t!