Christmas is a-coming, so thoughts turn to how we can change the world next year and make loads of money, and well never have to work again.
At the moment it appears you can make a lot of money from writing flash based facebook games that basically turn people into clicky automatons. So we’ve been thinking, there must be a way for us to enslave people in our own version of a flash based sweatshop – but first we needed to work out just what makes them so successfull.
Drudgery: people apparently enjoy virtual versions of labour intensive jobs that advances in modern machinery and technology has all but eliminated.
So how about Dishville? Where you have to wash the dishes?
Reward: Ruth thinks this won’t work because you need a ‘reward’. Apparently in a certain farming game “oh look i have a picture of some grapes” constitutes a reward, so we need to find a game that gives people a reward.
Sweepville? where you clean the street and at the end you get a reward from a local councillor? … humm maybe not
So what else do we need? Oh yes, the game has to enslave your friends too. Again drawing inspiration from a certain agricultural game, you can apparently guilt people into playing by doing their farming for them. Personally I don’t see why this works but hey ho.
Anyway, we’ve had a bit of a scuba in our thinktank, and ran a couple of things up the ideas runway; and now I can announce the next big thing in the world of doing a boring job on the internet:
You are a postmaster – so you have to deliver letters, occasionally sell stamps and maybe every once in a while deal with an aggressive pensioner whose pension book has gone missing.
The main bit of the game however will be the enslaving delivery system;
- using the names of everyone playing the game (i reckon we’ll get around 70million) you will get a letter to deliver to someone who might or might not be a friend
- but you can only send it to one of your friends who will then send it on
- when it gets to the right person – the postage cost will be divided between everyone who handled the letter
- so if the letter goes through 5 people you get a fifth of the money
This, I think, is a winner. It has the drudgery of running a post office, combined with the reward of someone saying ‘I got a letter’ and the enslaving of your friends to send the mail.
Now I just have to learn some flash….. but I can’t be bothered, oh well I need another money making scheme.